Just start reading... it'll make sense later

I'm really going to try to keep this blog up, unlike my other one where I randomly post twice every year. Most of the time, I have no idea what I'm writing about until I get here. If you're a faithful reader (which I hope you are), you'll see I have the most random thoughts ever.

I heard the best kind of therapy is writing things out. Since my life is super ridic, I'm obviously going to be writing a lot.  With it being the first post, I should probably give you some insight to who I am for those of you who don't know. Here's a few things I like:

• Apple products (iTunes, iPad, iPod, iLove iT)
• Things that sparkle (I've been known to bling things out when I have the patience)
• Traveling, I would do it all day, everyday if I could (that's what she said)
• Football (Don't talk to me while a game is on. You'll have better luck talking to a rock)
• My adorable niece Julianne (Most kids, I like at an arms length distance. I can't go a few days without planning to see her again. My desk might as well be Julianne wallpaper.)
• Reality television (Big Brother, The Amazing Race, Teen Mom, every episode of the Real Housewives, Dancing with the Stars... my DVR is usually full by Wednesday.) 
• The #12 (it's been very good to me)

Now for the things I dislike (this may will definitely be a longer list):

• Bad drivers (I have bad road rage. You HAVE blinkers for a reason. USE them!)
• People who constantly remind you how money they have or spent on something (I think you're an idiot you spent that much on a car with a name you can't even spell)
• Certain football teams (I'll get into that soon. No need to tick anyone off this early.)
• Stupid people (I work part time as a server; don't ask me for a knife and use a back and forth motion using a clenched fist demonstrating what the purpose of a knife is. I know what a knife is and can hear you perfectly, thank you very much.)
• Pickles (Yes, I know, "how can you hate pickles?" is the usual question I get. I don't know, I just do. They smell distgusting.)
• Animal/Child abuse (Pick on someone your own size and not someone/something so defenseless. Most cowardly act in my opinion.)
• Overly emotional people (maybe its because I hold things in, but when people cry over everything, I find it really annoying.)
• Smoking (sorry, I'll find another way to slowly kill myself. Like by obsessively eating these chocolate chip cookies...)
• Fair weather fans (I love abundance of soccer fans when we make the World Cup, but couldn't name 1 person on the team 2 months before)
• Clowns (Probably the most important thing on this list. Don't show me one, make me take a picture with one, or anything else that will make you laugh at my expense. I will get you back 10x worse.)

 I probably should be a responsible adult and go to bed... but will most likely fall asleep playing Angry Birds.